ðŸšĻ OFFICIAL DUMBEST COIN ðŸšĻ

ILONMESK

He runs Tesler. He owns SpazeY. He tweets in crayon. He is the most retarded CEO in the multiverse — and he just launched a coin.

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ILON MESK — the retarded CEO portrait
CEO ðŸĪŠ
IQ: 4
🚀 ILON MESKðŸĪŠ BUY OR CRY🧠 IQ = 4💎 100X SOON🚗 TESLERRðŸ›ļ MARZ MISSIONðŸ”Ĩ PUMP ITðŸĪĄ CEO OF DUMB🚀 ILON MESKðŸĪŠ BUY OR CRY🧠 IQ = 4💎 100X SOON🚗 TESLERRðŸ›ļ MARZ MISSIONðŸ”Ĩ PUMP ITðŸĪĄ CEO OF DUMB🚀 ILON MESKðŸĪŠ BUY OR CRY🧠 IQ = 4💎 100X SOON🚗 TESLERRðŸ›ļ MARZ MISSIONðŸ”Ĩ PUMP ITðŸĪĄ CEO OF DUMB🚀 ILON MESKðŸĪŠ BUY OR CRY🧠 IQ = 4💎 100X SOON🚗 TESLERRðŸ›ļ MARZ MISSIONðŸ”Ĩ PUMP ITðŸĪĄ CEO OF DUMB

📜 The Sacred Contract

Don't get scammed by fake Elons. This is the one true retarded coin:

DEkXZxEmJG6khexcpUKBRHt5BrUJbzK4KPNXAhAWpump

WHO IS ILON?

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Rocket Crasher

Founded SpazeY. Every rocket goes up. None come down. He calls it 'features'.

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CEO of Tesler

Built self-crashing cars. Says 'full self drunk' coming next year. For 7 years now.

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Bought 𝕏

Paid $44B for a website. Renamed it. Broke it. Tweeted 'oops'. Then tweeted 69 times.

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Neuralonk

Puts chips in monkey brains. Monkey now better at math than Ilon. Concerning.

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Mars Plan

Wants to die on Mars. We want to help. Win-win situation honestly.

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Richest Idiot

Somehow worth $400B. Spends it on memes and lawsuits. Living the dream.

🚀 ILON MESKðŸĪŠ BUY OR CRY🧠 IQ = 4💎 100X SOON🚗 TESLERRðŸ›ļ MARZ MISSIONðŸ”Ĩ PUMP ITðŸĪĄ CEO OF DUMB🚀 ILON MESKðŸĪŠ BUY OR CRY🧠 IQ = 4💎 100X SOON🚗 TESLERRðŸ›ļ MARZ MISSIONðŸ”Ĩ PUMP ITðŸĪĄ CEO OF DUMB🚀 ILON MESKðŸĪŠ BUY OR CRY🧠 IQ = 4💎 100X SOON🚗 TESLERRðŸ›ļ MARZ MISSIONðŸ”Ĩ PUMP ITðŸĪĄ CEO OF DUMB🚀 ILON MESKðŸĪŠ BUY OR CRY🧠 IQ = 4💎 100X SOON🚗 TESLERRðŸ›ļ MARZ MISSIONðŸ”Ĩ PUMP ITðŸĪĄ CEO OF DUMB

TOKENOMICS

(designed by ilon himself, so... yeah)

100%
FAIR LAUNCH
0%
TAX, BRO
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LP BURNED

HOW 2 BUY

01

Get a Solana wallet (Phantom)

Download Phantom. It's a ghost. Spooky. Secure.

02

Send SOL to your wallet

Buy SOL on any exchange. Don't lose your seed phrase. Ilon will.

03

Go to pump.fun

Paste the contract above. Click buy. Pray to the meme gods.

04

Become a retarded millionaire

Hold. Diamond hands. Don't sell. Tell your wife it was 'an investment'.

STOP READING.
START APING.

Every second you wait, ILON gets dumber. And richer. Mostly dumber.

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